In a brave, albeit erroneous, attempt to save a few Samolians, Crystal purchased [offensive content warning - reader discretion is advised] ... instant coffee. As you might expect, the freeze-dried cremains just didn't hit the palate of this coffee lover the way she'd hoped, but she was determined not to waste what she'd purchased.
Since friends don't let friends drink icky reconstituted coffee, I sent her a response sending her over to Chef Noah here are my favorites:
- Dye fabric brown inexpensively.Soak the fabric in a bucket of strong black coffee. This technique is also a good way to cover-up a coffee stain on a white table cloth.
- Repair scratched woodwork. Mix a teaspoon instant coffee with two teaspoons water. Apply to the scratch with a cotton ball.
- Highlight brown or red hair. Rinse your hair with coffee for a rich and shiny color.
- Deodorize the refrigerator and freezer. Place a bowl filled with coffee grounds on the back shelf.
- Patch woodwork. Mix dry instant coffee with spackling paste until you achieve the desired brown tone, fill the crack or hole,and smooth with a damp cloth.
- Clean a restaurant grill. Pour left-over brewed coffee over a hot or cold grill and wipe clean.
I like his tip about dying - especially if you're like me and you wear a portion of every latte you drink. All of this got me thinking about other cool stuff you can do with instant coffee:
- Make your own Kahlua.
- Flavor up your cake/brownie batter (make cupcakes that look like little cappuccinos!).
- Add it to hot cocoa mix (my favorite is Alton Brown's homemade instant cocoa).
- Make some goodies from Folgers' website (I like the look of the no-bake mocha treats and the mocha dessert fondue).
- Add it to a multitude of cocktails and other drinks.
- Use it in crafts to give an aged look (mix with water and/or an acrylic glazing compound) - this one is a Krissi original, so no link - sorry!
photo by Lynne Lowe