I'm in a group of female artists & crafters on Swap-Bot (www.swap-bot.com) who openly talk about anything and I'll give it to them, no-one has been judgmental at all. One of the girls posted a link to a vagina coin purse and jokingly said we should make and swap them. I immediately decided to do just that - but for another, unrelated swap for an "emergency puta kit," or, in English, "Ho on the Go").
I've shown my little 'snatchel' around (hey now!) and have decided that I should make a limited edition run of them for sale. I'll be taking a few custom orders and just about any color is available. I may even make a few "ready to wear" so to speak, but when those are sold out, they're gone for good folks!
Here are the details:
- made from 100% high quality (quilting quality) hand-dyed cotton fabrics from my HUGE fabric stash - if you want a specific color(s), I probably have it
- features light stuffing (labial puffiness is negotiable) and a plastic pearl bead "clitoris"
- fully lined and features a garment quality zipper
- approx 5" in diameter (2-3" high when filled)
- will easily hold several credit cards, a lipstick, money & a key (or your tampons and liners ... or condoms... or ...)
- guaranteed to be a conversation starter ... or stopper when you pull it out to check your lipstick!
$30plus tax ($2.33 CA residents only) & shipping ($6 - includes a $1 PayPal use fee; deduct $1 if paying by check) --LIMITED EDITION!NO LONGER AVAILABLE.
You know you want one.
MODELED BY THE LOVELY SAM MARIE
Oh my goodness, those are great! I love it!!! I'm sorry I missed Scary Craft Night, it looks like you all had a blast. I'll be there next time!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Amy, we DEFINITELY missed you!
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